hahahahahahaha the metronome one is excellent, stormy! And soooooo true with Linger and with a few other songs. Or over the years or even the summer a song will speed up or slow down and then the fast song is now a slow but enthusiastic song.

I have seen a couple "girl scout" versions of Barges that are pretty funny

GIRL SCOUTS
RENDITION
OF BARGES - Out of my tent flap looking in the night,
I can see the campfire's flickering light.
Curlers in their hair and cold cream on their face,
They could help a turtle win a race!
Leader's I would like to go with you,
I would like to see the Boy Scouts too,
Leader's have you treasures in your heart,
Being Girl Scouts means we will never part!


Leader version-
Looking out our tent we can see our Girl Scouts,
Without shoes, they're running all about.
Flashlights shining bright and straight into our eyes,
And they flicker on and off and up to the skies!
Girl Scouts we would like to question you,
Where's your buddy, and where's your whistle too?
Girl Scouts have you treasure's in your tents?
Anything like candy, gum or mints?


Barges- Girl Scout Version- funny
Out of my tent flap looking in the night,
I can see my counselors having a fight.
With curlers in their hair and cold cream on their face,
I can see their panties made of lace.

Counselors; I would like to go with you,
I would like to see your boyfriends too.
Counselors; please don't throw me in the lake.
I don't want to get bitten by a polk-a-dot snake.

Another silly version
Out of my tent flap, looking through the night,
I can see the Guiders, gathered round the light,
Drinking wine and colouring their hair,
And was it me, or did they swear?
Guiders, I would like to stay with you,
I would like to have some privileges too.
Guiders, have you cookies in your hold,
Do you fight with Scouters, brave and bold?
Out of my tent flap, looking through the night,
I can see the Guiders, having a fight,
Somebody throws a pillow through the air,
And there goes someone's underwear.
Guiders, I would like to stay with you,
I would like to have some privileges too.
Guiders, have you cookies in your hold,
Do you fight with Scouters, brave and bold?



well how's that for lots of different versions of Barges!

I know some of my fellow staff made a canoe and an archery version of pile of tin but I don't remember them.


"I'm always pretty happy when I'm at camp with you!"