O-"oh, well, maybe the raccoons took your phone, Mustang" camper "how did they get in through the door?" counselor "they used a jackhammer" camper "and we didn't wake up?" counselor "no" camper

ok, so I paraphrased a bit because I can't find the place where I wrote it down exactly, but that's definitely the general idea

it's all good, Smudge, it's a funny camp quote!

theme- crazy things campers have said to you

"I'm always pretty happy when I'm at camp with you!"