last night im cleanin out my howard johnsons ladies room when all of a sudden up pops this frog musta come from the sewer swimmin aroun an tryin ta climb up the sida the bowl so I goes ta flushm down but sohelpmegod he starts talkin bout a golden ball an how I can be a princess me a princess well my mouth drops all the way to the floor an he says kiss me just kiss me once on the nose well I screams ya little green pervert an I hitsm with my mop an has ta flush the toilet down three times me a princess
