we used to refer to intruders as deer. so this would be the radio conversation.

unit: we have a deer in unit X
office: ok. what is the deer doing/wearing?
unit: it's wearing jeans, a red hat, and a down vest. I think it's carring a fish pole and is headed towards the lake.


We also called smoking "having a cookie" , this would get kinda confusing cause it was a GS camp.