Originally posted by melon4382:
The Cat Came Back:
Well, old Mr. Johnson had troubles all his own. He had an old yellow cat that wouldn't leave home. Tried everything he knew to get the cat to stay away, even took him up to Canada and told him for to stay
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But the cat came back the very next day they though he was a gonner but the cat came back 'cause he wouldn't stay away.
Well, they gave a boy a dollar for to set the cat afloat and he took him up the river in a sack in a boat. Now, the fishing it was fine till the news got around that the boat was missing and the boy was drowned
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Well, the farmer on the corner said he'd shoot him on sight and he loaded up his gun full of rocks and dynamite. The gun went off, heard all over town, little pieces of the man was all that they found
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Now, they gave him to a man going up in a balloon and they told him for to leave him with the man in the moon. The balloon it busted back to earth did head, seven miles away they picked the man up dead.
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Well, they finally found a way this cat for to fix they put him in an orange crate on route 66. Come a 10 ton truck with a 20 ton load, scattered pieces of the orange crate all up and down the road
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Well, they took him to the shop where the meat was ground and they dropped him in the hopper when the butcher wasn't 'round. Well, the cat disappeared with a black curdling streak and the towns meat tasted furry for a week
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And from Cape Canavarel they put him in a place, shot him in a rocket going way out in space and they finally thought the cat was out of human reach. Next day they got a call from Miami Beach that
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Here you go
Hmmm...Never heard of it!! Thanks Melon
