We can still sing this one, although I am sure somewhere down the line it may ruffle someone's religious feathers!
This is a repeat after me song:
Oh you can't get to heaven,
On roller skates,
Cuz you'll roll right through,
Those pearly gates
Oh, you can't get to heaven,
In a Kleenex Box,
Cuz the Lord don't want,
No little snots
Oh, you can't get to heaven,
In a hula skirt,
Cuz the Lord aint got,
No time to flirt
Oh, you can't get to heaven,
In Mike's old car (Insert the camp director's name here)
Cuz Mike's old car,
Stops at every bar
Oh you can't get to heaven
On a pair of skis,
Cuz you'll slide right through,
St. Peter's knees
Oh if you get to heaven,
Before I do,
Just cut a hole,
And pull me through
Oh if I get to heaven,
Before you do,
I'll cut a hole,
And spit on you!
I know this is an old song that has been around for years; does anyone else have any verses to add?
